because my friend kr is a genius, she once (with the help of another genius friend, beth) devised a game wherein you try to come up with porn titles of classic novels. my favorite has always been “a tale of two titties.” imagine my delight (mixed with a little horror and confusion) when this game was brought up at pub trivia on sunday (our first! and we didn’t embarrass ourselves. more on that later, perhaps.), and my friend ben came up with “thighs and pregnantjuice.” for “pride and prejudice.” this is either the most brilliant thing or the absolute worst thing ever, and since i laugh out loud every time i think of it, i’m inclined to think it’s the former.
also, yes, i spent actual time photoshopping that title onto that beautiful book. i should be stopped. and slapped. stopped & slapped.